The 4th of July Picnic That Wasn’t

The 4th of July, a holiday I’ve never had a particular penchant for, is the official start of picnic season. Though they are impractical, involve a fair bit of planning, and can be quickly undone by a rain cloud or two, picnics have my heart. I love the woven baskets, the opportunity to bring out the melamine plates my sister gave me, and spreading out a blanket on a square of grass, an arrangement more romantic than comfortable. Picnics take you away from the familiar context of table and chairs and drop your dining experience somewhere else entirely: the parched slope of grass in front of a performance stage, the slick, mossy stones next to a creek, or even the alleys of hot asphalt between cars in a parking lot, where Rachel Perry and I ate our sandwiches in high school and crouched out of view of the vice principal. She’s the one who taught me the phrase en plein air. And also the word pestilence, which is neither here nor there.



























