Two Sisters: Katy's Easy Guacamole Recipe
My best friend calls Katy and me "the most sisterly sisters." I assume this means we have all the ups and all the downs to the most extreme extremes: Katy's bossy and over-protective, I'm defensive and reckless, and the next thing you know we're laughing at jokes no one understands but us. "Sisterly sisters" don't just get into screaming matches that cause the neighbors to worry (which we did), they do all the stuff of 19th century novels and mid 80's sitcoms like swap clothes and braid each other's hair, play dress up and cuddle with puppies and kittens on snowy nights. Some time after we both went through puberty, we learned all the things we have in common: we both love to drink and travel, ideally in tandem, watch seminal films like Baby Boom and Two Weeks Notice in bed, and wear pretty, but holey, vintage dresses.
And though I've received lectures from her about safe sex at crowded dinner tables, been forced to sleep in the "crack" of two twin beds pushed together at childhood sleepovers, and made to type her college application essays, she's unbelievably good to me: she gives the best, most supportive career advice, and can make a cocktail out of motor oil and dinner out of a head of cauliflower. She's got guts, and she's one of the most modest (and most successful) people I know. And lucky for those of us in her life, she's in posession of a really generous heart -- and I don't just mean the cashmere sweaters and silk pajamas she gifts.
I mean, in part, that when I moved to New York, she took me in. And when I could only afford ramen, she ordered me burritos. And sometimes, if I was lucky, she would make this guacamole. There's no real recipe here. We used three avocados, four jalapenos, a bunch of cilantro, and one lemon. The secret, Katy says, is using a mortar and pestle (or a similar makeshift version) to mash the herbs, jalapenos and lemon together to release their oils. It's a long process that involves a lot of adding and tasting, talking, drinking, adding and tasting. Knowing her guacamole is the best, I think she secretly likes to torture her dinner mates by drawing out the process as long as possible. And as helpless, hungry fools, wait we will.





